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Μηδείς ἀγεωμέτρητος εἰσίτω.

“a ring whose existence we admit, but whose abode we choose to be outer darkness”

“I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question.”

Quiz: Guess what the following links have in common.

Add tmz.com to the list

straw

So I haven’t shaved in some maybe 6 months.  My beard is probably 3 or 4 inches long.  My mustache has pretty much crossed my mouth and is now covering my bottom lip.  Consequently, when I eat foods that one has to take bites of, it’s generally challenging cause I get face pubes in my mouth.  In particular, sandwiches are pretty difficult.  Drinking from a cup generally has the same problem; I get lots of liquid on the ‘stache.  It drips on stuff, and, ok, if it’s water, then watevs.  but if it’s milk, then kinda gross.  And red wine is the worst.  Red wine droplets from the mustache have permanently stained several of my undershirts.

so what would you think if I drank my red wine from a wine glass with a bendy straw tonight?

Is that manly?

K good.  Reconnize, bitch.